November Article

DRAFT: How We PLAN TO SPEND Our Projected Patreon Membership’s Gifted Funds in November of 2026

Dear JD Vance, It’s not the war.

Hey Tamara, what did you do for work before your kids were poisoned?

Once Upon A Farm (OUAF) Tractor Wheel Toddler Cookie Recall – Nov 2026

Patreon Update: Thank you for voting! + Testing Llama Naturals Children’s Vitamins…

“Tamara, will you test Llama Naturals in 2026?” – August 2024 Lab Report

Things are bad. Lead Safe Mama, LLC needs your help today. Thank you.

Lead Safe Mama, LLC Update: November 1, 2026

Two more newly published lab reports (a makeup & a toothpaste) + Russian spam bots!

Comparison Chart: Nuts, Seeds, Nut Butters, & Nut Flours

Cassava Flour Comparison Chart (Including Tapioca & Arrowroot Powders)

Canned Fish Comparison Chart (Tuna, Sardines, etc.)

Testing Suzie’s Organic Saltine Crackers (with Olive Oil) for Lead, Cadmium, Mercury, & Arsenic with Independent, Third-Party Laboratory Testing

Testing Orgain Kids Plant Protein Organic Nutritional Shake (in Chocolate Flavor) for Lead, Cadmium, Mercury, & Arsenic with Independent, Third-Party Laboratory Testing

Seaweed & Kelp Product Comparison Chart (Nori, Supplements, Seaweed Snacks, etc.)

Testing Kirkland Signature Organic Roasted Seaweed Snack for Lead, Cadmium, Mercury, & Arsenic With Independent, Third-Party, Laboratory Testing

Testing Little SH!TS Supplement Powder for Lead, Cadmium, Mercury, & Arsenic With Independent, Third-Party, Laboratory Testing

Testing CocoaVia Cardio Health Supplement Powder for Lead, Cadmium, Mercury, & Arsenic With Independent, Third-Party, Laboratory Testing

How much Mercury Does Safe Catch Wild Albacore Tuna (Gray & Blue Label) Have, Exactly?

Lead Safe Mama, LLC’s 2025 Top Slow Cooker Pick — a Discussion with XRF Test Results

Testing Anthony’s Organic Roasted Carob Powder for Lead, Cadmium, Mercury, & Arsenic with Independent, Third-Party, Laboratory Testing

Testing Equal Exchange Organic Baking Cocoa for Lead, Cadmium, Mercury, & Arsenic with Independent, Third-Party, Laboratory Testing

Testing Terrasoul Superfoods Cold-Pressed Organic Cocoa Powder for Lead, Cadmium, Mercury, & Arsenic with Independent, Third-Party, Laboratory Testing

Testing Good & Gather (Target Brand) Unsweetened 100% Cocoa Powder for Lead, Cadmium, Mercury, & Arsenic with Independent, Third-Party, Laboratory Testing